Mushrooms!

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I've only had mushrooms once and they were given to me by a strange man at a party, thankyouverymuch I don't walk around picking things off the ground and putting them in my mouth! That's unsafe!

A quick review of standards.

Found on the ground? Safe. Given to me by a stranger at a party. Unsafe.



Also mushrooms are tasty, pretty, and interesting.

[Shorty]

I bet you're fun at comedy clubs.

[Yellow_Magic]

Mushrooms are great when you mix em with badgers

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I bet you're fun at comedy clubs.

Apparently not. I missed the joke, so I must be the guy out front handing out pamphlets about the open mic, spoken word poetry session across the street.

I would like to go to that forest with the giant network of mushrooms that all count as one organism. Plus, I think they're edible.

[Psychotic]

I bet you're fun at comedy clubs.

You could say he's a fun... guy?

Teddy smurfin' Williams knocks it out of the park! Fenway Park on its feet for Teddy smurfin' Ballgame! He went yardo on that one, out to smurfin' Lansdowne Street!

[Quindiana Jones]

I love eating raw mushrooms and people think I'm crazy.

[Loony BoB]

I think mushrooms (and toadstools) are cool when they are out in nature, being natural, doin' what nature does.

I do not think mushrooms are cool when they are being served to me with the intention of me digesting them. No. No no no no no no no. The things should stick to looking cool and being alive. None o' this eating nonsense.