Shhh, they send stealth helicopters to anyone who talks trash about Square-Enix. They...uh...silence their critics. Sometimes Tetsuya Nomura himself accompanies the strike team. I've been lucky enough not to get caught.
Though I could have sworn I heard odd sounds in my house earlier. Sounded like some guy was sneaking around wear a suit made out of belts and zippers and whatnot. I checked the house and didn't find anything so I think I'll ab alri