>> Is there a way to get easy money?

[black orb]

marry a rich man.

>>> Well I saw this comming from the very beginning, and it happened on the first reply..

and, im not interested..

Sell dumb trout on etsy? That's easy enough.

>>> Fair enough, sell dumb trout is pretty much my main income but is not enough because people dont spend much money on dumn trout..

Do extremely stupid/painful things to yourself and put it on YouTube.

>>> How the hell you can make money by doing this?.. and I doubt I would do any that anyways..

surely go to le glorious s[weed]en where they give everyone free money???

>>> I would need a lot of money to get into a plane and go there in the first place..

You're an artist. Sell commissions of My Little Pony erotica on Deviant Art and Etsy.

>>> People pay for that stuff? seriously? sound tempting but for some odd reason I just can get to make money through my art.. If sell art were that easy I would have done it a long time ago..

Train Lions, Tigers, Panthers, and (SPOILER)various other animals similar to that for a few months. Train for what? Stay with me. I install a small ear bud inside the ear canal. It emits frequencies that they can only hear. I tie a big bag around their neck with a sign that clearly reads "Give me money."

When their training is complete, I send out all the animals in a heavily populated city. They are programmed to sit in front of a person for five seconds until the person puts money in the money bag. If they don't put money in the bag, the animal mauls them to death.

So, my logic is that at first people will die because they won't give up the money. However, other people will see what will happen to them if they don't give the animals money. Obviously, the people of the city will put money in the bags.

After awhile, I call them back by activating their ear buds which would tell them to return to base. So the cops don't find out where I live when the animals return, I have a special decoy team of animals that will mislead the cops.

>>> That sound like lots of work..

Pretty much what Cim said.

(SPOILER)Gotta be careful how you go about it though. Gotta find someone who's in school for something that's gonna ave a big salary and working on their come up as opposed to someone who already has money. Cuz then it's just obvious what you're doing and that's not cute.

I've thought about this way too much.

>>> Who is Cim?..

Have you considered sucking up to relatives? Some of them will just flat out give you money, but you also want to be on their good side when it's will writing time. Then all you need is some kind of devastating tragedy and it's money in your pocket. How do you think the Queen got so many palaces?

>>> I have poor relatives..

Have a eureka moment, and invent the next big thing that get's popular for unknown reasons.

Y'know, useless things that people like anyway like; pet rocks, bacon flavored things that have no business being bacon flavored, or the Kardashians.

>>> Not bad, I guess all I have to do is wait for that "eureka moment" I hope it doesnt take long..

penny stocks

>>> What?..

Become a chick sexer? http://www.nbcnews.com/business/care...-wants-n317481 Doesn't seem that hard. That or Twitch stream games and dress slutty.

>>> Im not interested on jobs of any kind..

Create a viral trend.

>>> Is that like the "eureka moment"?..

Draw on commission. You're good enough at it to do that.

Idk if this counts as "working for it" though.

>>> I answered this to Psychotic already..

Buy as many Wrists and Steepled Hats as you can carry, synth them all into Cotton Robes, sell the Cotton Robes. Rinse & Repeat.

>>> LOL, this is like the "Sell dumb trout on etsy?" idea but with more work included.. Terrible idea..


>>> I also thought about printing my own money, but thats pretty much impossible now.. It may have worked on the early 90`s though..


please keep sending you ideas..