Shut your blasphemous mouth!!!
You can share one of my middle names ^^
I have 2 middle names, named after both my maternal and paternal grandparents, I love my middle names Ronald William, but I didn't used to as a kid, but this was mainly due to the fact that people wound my up by calling me Pauline or some such name, and I was certain if they knew one of my middle names was William they would call me willy or something equally degrading to my childish mind, so I just didn't bother telling others.
And here I thought your middle name was "the".
Eh it's Helena. Still go through people saying "Hell raiser" out of disrespect, but hey I'm stuck with it.
I do indeed have a middle name.
My middle name is Motherucker. Last name, Jackson.
Point of interest; my mum wanted to call me Fabian. My dad wrote up my birth certificate while she was al drugged up to prevent this catastrophe.
Fun fact: my name is spelled "wrong" because the doctors filled out the birth certificate and my mom was too drugged to mention she intended for my name to have an alternate spelling.
Years later my mom told me she wouldn't be offended if I changed my name to how she originally intended it to be. But I think I'm probably too used to my current name.
Yeah, it's star. Apparently my mom was a hippie :/
My mother and father disputed over my middle name but eventually my mum won out both, yielding the middle name Simon. I've never liked it, so I do the douchey thing of signing "S." in the middle of my name.
"And if all the world is but a song of swords and spells then where on the threads of fate must we lie?"
Mine is Edward.
I never use it.
I like Kung-Fu.