My two-year old is the most metal child I know.

This yellow jacket has been harassing us outside our front door for a few days. I forgot about it until today, my son brought me a "spider" from the front porch. He dropped it in front of the couch by accident and I thought it was a piece of string. I went on the porch to see what he was talking about and saw what I thought was a spider in the screen door door jam...until I saw the yellow stripes. It was crippled from being smashed in the door jam. I walked back into the living room to find what he had dropped....one of its legs that he had taken off.

In other news he is now afraid of spiders and just about started crying over a piece of fuzz that resembled a spider.