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Thread: Would you rather attend Hogwarts or become a Pokemon trainer?

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    Since I can't actually do magic, Hogwarts seems like a fairly boring educational track. However, since I do have a decent throwing arm to incapacitate a poor caterpie, I think pokemon trainer would be my calling.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    They're the same anyway, don't you see?

    Ash = Harry
    Brock = Ron
    Misty = Hermione
    Oak = Dumbledore
    Gary = Malfoy
    Pikachu = Hedwig

    you know I'm right
    Giovanni = Voldemort
    Team Rocket = Death Eaters
    Officer Jenny = Dementors

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    Ooh, toughie!

    Hogwarts I think. I'd love Pokemon, but wouldn't be able to bring myself to get them to fight I know the canon is that they enjoy it or whatever and aren't meant to equate to RL animals but it's just not for me, I'd just want them as buddies. Magic though, excellent.. preferably in the post-Voldemort era so I'm not constantly fearing for my life

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    Of course a trainer. It will be so much fun to force pokemons into a massive orgy and observe what soft of abominations they will produce as a result.

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    pokemon all the way!!!! I love my ampharos and blaziken


    oh yeah, and my gengar has venoshock and toxic??? better back off, ok.

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    i'm wondering if anyone who picked pokemon would choose the trainer class in ffv instead of a mage?

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    Hogwarts because you actually age and develop and not stay 12 years old for 20 years.

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    Hogwarts. I will study black, blue, white, and summoner magic and all will be perfect.


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    I've been thinking about this for a long ass time. I've decided upon Pokemon, even though Hogwarts is awesome and far the better. My reason is thus: people die in Hogwarts and the Hogwarts universe! Nobody ever dies in Pokemon, despite massive traumas to basically every part of their anatomy.

    It's the safer option. Plus, I would raise the trout out of my Umbreon, and turn him into a real life Curse/Payback sweeper. YES.

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    Yeah Hogwarts is a death trap. Any sensible government would have shut that place down after the snake almost petrified everyone. But fortunately (I guess) the ministry of magic is full of incompetent buffoons. On the other hand, these Pokemon kids wander through lands of wild mystical beasts but never seem to get hurt. Sign me up.

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    God, Del and Quin are just cowards. Madam Pomfrey can sort pretty much anything out. What's life without a little pain?

    LIFE IS PAIN. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    What's life without a little pain?
    ...better?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Professor Quinothy P. Buttflakes View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    What's life without a little pain?
    ...better?
    Err... well yes, there is that.

    BUT THERE IS DANGER LURKING IN BOTH CHOICES.

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    Pokemon kids wander through lands of wild mystical beasts but never seem to get hurt.
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    He was fine like 10 seconds later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shauna View Post
    Hogwarts, duh.

    Animal cruelty isn't better than ~*~MAGIC~*~
    Precisely this.

    When I had the sudden realization that Pokemon were basically animals and not "pocket monsters" the guilt became strong. Magic seems cooler anyway.

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