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Thread: Would you kiss Iceglow if every time you did so someone, somewhere, had a perfect lif

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    absolutely haram Recognized Member Madame Adequate's Avatar
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    Would you kiss Iceglow if every time you did so someone, somewhere, had a perfect lif

    e from that point forwards?

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    No! Then I would have to hear a long winded speech about about only god knows what by him.

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    I mean kissing isn't a big deal, so if it could give someone a perfect life then maybe. But of course, I'd never hear the end from him about how I kissed him because I couldn't resist his cockney charm or something so really someone else would be getting a perfect life, but my life and my reputation would be shattered. So..... Erm... Probably not.


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    only if those perfect lives could go to kittens

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    If it meant I'd have a perfect life then sure, but others?

    Screw them.

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    No. Find your own happiness, somebodies.

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    I would kiss Iceglow if every time I did, someone, somewhere, had a miserable life from that point forward.

    <PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well

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    Only if I could choose who would get the perfect life. I would probably go down on him if that was the case.

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    Only if my identity was kept secret. Even from Iceglow.
    everything is wrapped in gray
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    can you hear me in the void?

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    I would kiss him 7 billion times.

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    I'd cut off his lips and create an oscillating face mask with his lips on them, then attach that to my face. If it oscillates at around 50hz I should have kissed him enough times to give everyone the perfect life within 5 years though really I just want to get my perfect life so presumably when the perfect life selector chooses me I will receive a sign and not have to wear it any more, unless Im super use to it by then and dont mind keeping it on for a few more years so everyone can have a perfect life.
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    Have a nice day!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke View Post
    I'd cut off his lips and create an oscillating face mask with his lips on them, then attach that to my face. If it oscillates at around 50hz I should have kissed him enough times to give everyone the perfect life within 5 years though really I just want to get my perfect life so presumably when the perfect life selector chooses me I will receive a sign and not have to wear it any more, unless Im super use to it by then and dont mind keeping it on for a few more years so everyone can have a perfect life.
    Oscillating Lips would be an amazing name for a metal band.

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