If you had to be any one of these notorious people, who would it be & why?

[Colonel Angus]

Read the title

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[Vermachtnis]

I voted Nixon because of Futurama.

[Mirage]

Vlad the bad.

[Spooniest]

In the interest of transparency in this administration, I chose to vote Obama

Also, I'm from Chicago so he's my homeboy

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[Shorty]

Why would I sign up to be any of them

[Mirage]

well you could slowly manipulate their respective countries in a different direction

assuming you chose one that was still in power

like i did

[Aerith's Knight]

I am not a crook.

[Ayen]

Eeh, Obama I guess. At least I'll be in a better position to troll Republicans.

[Shiny]

That is way too much stress. No thanks!

I'd rather ride a tiger.

[Bubba]

I would choose death.

[Laddy]

I regret to inform you failed to include the great and manly Theodore Roosevelt. I choose him, naturally.

[Colonel Angus]

This is a list of people you wouldn't want to be, but if you had to be one, which would you choose.

Everyone should want to be Teddy Roosevelt.

[Laddy]

You're goddamned right.