Wait!
Is there any way killing him could come back to bite us on the ass?
Yes, I'm the reincarnation of one of the Seven.
Sevens Hell no, i'd die in the first 30 mins.
I'd make a valiant effort but in the end I'd be dead.
Yes but I'd have a lot of bruises mentally and physically. Might be missing some limbs too.
It's fiction you fools! What are we playing D&D or some trout, nerrrrrrrrrdddds
Wait!
Is there any way killing him could come back to bite us on the ass?
Has he sacrificed him soul to the Red God or does he associate with sorcerers? Does he have a vengeful family member? Was he betrothed to anyone important?
(the answer to the last one is a major TWIST BECAUSE IT'S ME)
Note to self: Do not marry Shorty.
You see, this is the trout that ruins countries. I was your best chance at survival and you ruin it by killing me.
(if you keep up this attitude i will cancel our betrothal [chic])
When, all of a sudden, a man riding a giant corgi interrupts the murder of Cim.
If I can't be in House Corgi and be the Mother of Corgis (no, not the irl old woman you're thinking of) I don't even want to LIVE in GRRM's world.
Perhaps this is missed in the TV show, but not so much in the Books. Even common folk in the middle of nowhere who don't want the bloody throne are being massacred. The River Lands were wrecked by the war of the seven kings and even after that you had The Mountain's men, Roose Bolton's men and the bloody Mummers going round raping and killing.
Chances are, unless you lucked out and was in the Vale... you'd probably die.
There's a war going on and you're going to have to pick a side.Originally Posted by CimminyCricket
(how dare you I already invited the primrose house and they will be very cross and they might even redact the fruitbaskets they sent! [chic])
I don't have to pick trout except for a way to survive.
(Don't you put this on me, no one told you to go and threaten whatever it was that caused me to go off the rails [what does go off the rails even mean? i am from westeros and we don't have rails. ])
Ooh, no, see, about that, now that Tyrion has provided steel to Shagga and the rest of the mountain clans they're going around murdering the smurf out of people in the Vale.
Can I wait until the very last minute to pick a side and then back the winning horse when the war is almost over?There's a war going on and you're going to have to pick a side.
The Late ToriFrey.
Depends where I get thrown in, like which class and region. Regardless of personal capacity, anyone who is poor is pretty much screwed and most likely will die for reasons not your fault.
I give myself even odds of surviving if I were nobility of some sort.
As much as I would probably survive a zombie apocalypse is as much as I would die in Westeros. I would Ned Stark it from go.
Signature by rubah. I think.
I was thinking more of a Tywin approach, honestly.
I would probably be some farmer smurf out in the middle of nowhere who gets murdered by roving bandits.
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