View Poll Results: Would you rather fight one Jumbo Cactuar, or One Hundred regular sized Cactuars?

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  • I like to feel like a giant, so I'll kill the little guys.

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    Default Would you rather fight One Jumbo Cactuar or One Hundred Regular Cactuars?

    As we all know, one hundred regular Cactuars form the body of a single jumbo Cactuar. As such, which would you rather fight in a battle to the needle filled death?

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    that's a tough one. Either way, you're going to get shot with a bunch of needles. I think I'd go with just the one Jumbo.

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    Jumbo, I don't want to kill one small one and sit through 99 Cactaur Ran Away messages.

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    If one hundred regular Cactuars form the body of a single jumbo Cactuar isn't it the same regardless of what I choose?


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    Jumbo Cactuar, because FFX-2's Jumbo Cactuar has literally the best AI of all time.Cast Hastega on self. Do nothing for the rest of the battle. The end.

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    Neither option can be worse than the crab that took down Big Boss.

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    One Hundred Jumbo Cactuars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crop View Post
    One Hundred Jumbo Cactuars.
    Well aren't you the brave one!

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    100,000 needles or 1,000 giant needles.

    The question is "would you rather die or die".

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    100 small cactaurs easily fit under my FF6 belt

    Musta killed thousands of em in my time. < > < A, Bros and Sistahs

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    1 x 100,000 needles kills one party member a turn.
    100 x 1000 needles kills your entire party in one turn.
    The choice is clear.

    Another fun forum thread ruined by math!
    >>Am willing to change opinions based on data<<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Wolf Leonhart View Post
    100,000 needles or 1,000 giant needles.

    The question is "would you rather die or die".
    Where's the cake option?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vermachtnis View Post
    Jumbo, I don't want to kill one small one and sit through 99 Cactaur Ran Away messages.
    You beat me to the joke, but this is exactly why the right answer is 100 regular Cactuars - you'd only actually end up having to fight 2 or 3 of them!

    I'm discussing my 108, er, 111 favorite games of all time in THIS THREAD so go check it out and join the conversation!

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    Because of FFXIV, I vote for the little dudes.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    I would rather take on 100 with a party of six that are all FULLY maxed out in HP, Strength, and Magic. We would all summon our Eidolons at once and unleash an attack so massive it could very well do over 1 million damage in a wide area. Every Cactuar would be dead after that.

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