I will find you, Spoon Baron.
I will find you, Spoon Baron.
What is the percentage next to the guard head mean?
How pissed off the guards are with me!
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
No shenningans or stabbings! Officer Freya is on the watch! We'll catch you!
Chop chop Psychotic! Which officer said that? That one really wants to chop you up. That officer might be the psychotic one.
Jowy had it coming. He took my plastic spoon.
It's like this game just knows.Originally Posted by Psychotic
Yet another brawl breaks out, this time interrupting ToriJ's attempts to broaden his scope from being a video game critic to a food critic.
Give me my sock and soap back you thieving scoundrel!
I'm currently sat depressed in my cell with a cold right foot and smelling of s***
I can't help being an extremely well dressed man Paul. You go ahead and "borrow" those clothes. I've plenty more where they come from. That or I'll spend the rest of this LP walking around nude and y'all know you've seen the schlong of a GOD!
You wrote dog wrong. It's okay, anyone can have dyslexia.
I'm funny and everyone likes me.
Day 3
After yesterday's clustersmurf I need to get rid of some of this contraband. Luckily I have a couple of willing suckers who are all too eager to take it off my hands. Quite what they want these items for I don't know and I don't intend to find out.
Shauna's friendly morning greeting actually translates to "put your hand up for a baton to the face". Not falling for it this time!
Oh no! Martin!
Bubba, hopping around with one of his feet turning blue, is now doing a side line in selling stepladders. I... okay?Good luck with that one mate. Hope your new business venture works out.
Anyway, enough tomfoolery. Nobody ever says tomfoolery enough these days. Oh. Wait. Sorry. Yes. I'm actually going to make some progress on my escape today. Remember when I undressed Steve? That wasn't for my perverted desires, no sir! Well, not entirely. His outfit combined with the bleach I got from my Janitor job makes white Infirmary Overalls. Nice disguise, right?
Not quite! With some inks I stole from Jinx () I can turn it into... a guard uniform! Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?
Speaking of Jinx, here comes an interesting offer. What do you think? Should I do it?
If there's anyone AK should've asked it would be Eugene. The guy is an absolute psycho. Breakfast? Start a fight. Free time? Start a fight. Showers? Oh you better god damn believe Eugene is going to start a fight. The only thing he's Euphoric about is knocking someone's teeth out.
As you can see, the favour requests are piling in thick and fast. My personal favourite is Levian's request for a paper clip. He just wants to keep his papers together. D'aww.Either way, I'm going to have to get a lot tougher to do some of this stuff. The sock mace I made from Bubba's leftovers just isn't going to cut it.
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Shopping at the Jinx's Desk Store again. It's like Wal*Mart without the desperation. And would you know, she has just what I need in stock and it's on discount.
As I step out of her cell I see Kalevala pummeling the snot out of ToriJ. Excellent. I mean, not just for entertainment purposes, but also because I am able to loot some timber off his unconscious body. Everything's coming up Milhouse
When I was busy getting pumped up in the gym, Aerith's Knight walks in and announces the following. Smooth.
Night falls and now my watch begins. With the wire from Jinx and timber from ToriJ I'm able to combine them to make the best god damn weapon in the game. trout just got kicked up a notch, ladies and gentlemen.
My secret stash grows ever larger and my escape draws ever closer.
Aw at least I still have one cat
Shauna seems like Alpha Guard
I bet the file was System32, ha, get it? Because I'm such a funny internet guy?
My beating of ToriJ does not bode well for our Newlywed Round.
Well? Anyone want to pop your hand up?
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