Escape from EoFF: Let's Play The Escapists!

[Jinx]

Not quite! With some inks I stole from Jinx () I can turn it into... a guard uniform! Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?

Something, something, something, stinks.

Speaking of Jinx, here comes an interesting offer. What do you think? Should I do it?

Haha, you wish you could, you lil bitch.

What can I say? Everyone loves the muzzle BJs.

Shopping at the Jinx's Desk Store again. It's like Wal*Mart without the desperation. And would you know, she has just what I need in stock and it's on discount.

GODDAMNIT STOP STEALING MY trout

[Aerith's Knight]

Day 3

When I was busy getting pumped up in the gym, Aerith's Knight walks in and announces the following. Smooth.

Strangely, that sounds like something I'd say. Just like I said to yo momma when I robbed her.

[Psychotic]

In my defence I don't deliberately steal from you Jinx, but you, ToriJ and Bubba are in this convenient line of cells in Moogle Wing that's just the quickest to get to from where I usually hang out.

[Freya]

This is amusing. The yo momma joke cracked me up. MORE

[Bubba]

Bubba, hopping around with one of his feet turning blue, is now doing a side line in selling stepladders. I... okay? Good luck with that one mate. Hope your new business venture works out.

You know, I posted in the irony thread that I still don't really understand what irony is.

At the minute IRL, I am in need of a stepladder to strip the remaining wallpaper from the top of my stairwell. In The Escapists, my character is selling stepladders.

Irony?

[Pumpkin]

Proof that The Escapists is actually an alternate dimension

[Ayen]

Okay, this game is starting to freak me out. I just added Jinx on Facebook and had interactions with Kalevala in the Newly Weds thread.

This game is alive and it's learning, Psych! You have to destroy it before it's too late!

[Psychotic]

Day 4

It's that time again.

So it turns out I didn't hit save when I changed the name of Old Manus and he's stuck with the default name of Sang. I had hoped to go the whole Let's Play without showing him and just pretending all was fine but damnit it's just not, okay?

Anyway, the screenshot is shown not for Sang, but for Jinx. Why?

Yet another swift visit to her cell, for by now I could find it in the dark. Only this time, I'm not taking, I'm giving. A nice shiny sock mace fresh from Bubba's foot. Goodness, imagine the commotion that will occur when the guards search her cell and find this deadly weapon stashed away!

And back in time to catch the tail end of Shauna's abusive tirade! Lovely!

...damn, look out Matt

Bubba is the latest victim of the Daily Euphoric Eugene Assault. Did I say daily? I meant hourly. That guy has a lot of rage. Meanwhile Pike's... wife... leaves her? So sayeth Dan while none other than Huxley sits next to him.

Speaking of Huxley, SNITCHES GET STITCHES God damn hate sni... oh god Lawrence no not you too

Anyway, Jinx. You may be wondering what the point of my Machiavellian plan to frame her was. Well, I don't have a job. She does. She can't very well do her job if she's thrown into solitary for having contraband in her possession, can she? When you play the Game of Prison, Jinxie Poo, you win or you get shanked

You're god damn right I did. Officer Freya comes to drag her out of the woodworking shop. That should free up a vacancy for me and the $$$ will come a-rolling right back in!

Ooh! Aerith's Knight and Vivi22 having a spot of handbags! This should kill a few minutes! Oh wait, here come Officers Scotty and Matt to spoil the fun. Boo! Boo, I say!

And there you go, Vivi22 has a quest item all the way from Day 1 in his pockets. Slow and steady wins the race, Steve! You get back to your Women With Insects now my good fellow. Hey, wonder what Aerith's Knight has in his pockets!

Huh.

...you better believe I'm swiping that.

Speaking of Quests or Favours or Pointless Chores or whatever the game calls them, Bubba and Eugene have a couple for me. Bubba, buddy, let me tell you it's always time to sell stepladders. Still, I think I... borrowed... one from Jinx a while ago. As for Eugene, well...

He wants me to cause a distraction during Exercise so he can shank someone. Huh. He never normally has a distraction and has to be pulled off by the guards. Well, alright, says I, and slug Officer Angus squarely in the jaw.

OH GOD OH GOD WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYW HWYWHW trout WHY DID I DO THAT smurf smurf smurf RUN OH GOD

Haha! Suckers! They'll never chase me into the shOWERS OH smurf RUN WHAT THE HELL WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE GO GO GO OH GOD WHY wait a minute what do you mean "Deviant" what are you trying to say here

RUN RUN RUN smurf GET OUT OF HERE OH MAN oh hi Bubba here's that watch you wanted. Hey, no problem man, hope you enjoy it OH HOLY smurfBALLS RUN JUST RUN THEY'RE GOING TO GRIND MY BONES INTO POWDER

[Pumpkin]

Why do my cats keep dying

[Aerith's Knight]

That's my soul donut! Dangit Psy!

[Jinx]

Dang, poor Pumpkin's kitties are not having a good week!

You better believe there's going to be a full-out prison war between you and I, Pyschotic, you son-of-a-gun!

[Freya]

run run run run run oh god xD

That's right Jinx, you get out of that woodworking shop!

[Ayen]

Sang is a beautiful name. What's the problem?

[Shauna]

Well you are a deviant

[Slothy]

Run, run, or you'll be well done!