OC spray. Better than pepper spray. Carry around all the time, except when traveling by air. TSA doesn't appreciate it for some reason.
Lasers. Pew pew
Pepper Spray, but like... really strong pepper spray
Cat treats so I can sic my cat minions on you
A metal folding chair
A hand knit sweater to emasculate my enemy
A mirror. Either to smash them with or to play on their low self-esteem
My raw sexuality
A teacup pig
OC spray. Better than pepper spray. Carry around all the time, except when traveling by air. TSA doesn't appreciate it for some reason.
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