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  • Lasers. Pew pew

    10 41.67%
  • Pepper Spray, but like... really strong pepper spray

    1 4.17%
  • Cat treats so I can sic my cat minions on you

    3 12.50%
  • A metal folding chair

    3 12.50%
  • A hand knit sweater to emasculate my enemy

    2 8.33%
  • A mirror. Either to smash them with or to play on their low self-esteem

    4 16.67%
  • My raw sexuality

    7 29.17%
  • A teacup pig

    4 16.67%
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Thread: Which weapon would you choose?

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    Default Which weapon would you choose?

    Which weapons appeal to you most?

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    The wrestler in me has to go with the metal folding chair.

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    Mirror, using both the things specified in the poll. Physical and mental anguish.

    Starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.

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    I'll sick my kitty on you!

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    A good blaster at my side.
    Can't go wrong with a laser gun.
    Ride with the steel and the power of the sword.
    Stand up and fight now and forever more.
    Rise through the night sky with daylight's desire.
    To be free there must be Black Fire.
    Black Fire by DragonForce. \m/

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    I prefer blades myself. Nice and personal.

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    Nicola Sturgeon

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    OC spray. Better than pepper spray. Carry around all the time, except when traveling by air. TSA doesn't appreciate it for some reason.

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    I think mounted laser cannons would really amplify my raw sexuality and make me a double threat.

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    A metal chair that fires sexual lasers.
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    I'd much prefer to use methods of trolling and apathy, though a metal folding chair sounds enticing. I can pretend to be a WWE wrestler.

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    Antimatter bombs.

    Failing that, nuclear bombs.

    Failing that, lasers.

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    Laser smashes scissors.

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