Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
(SPOILER)I would obviously not do this as I would have my head and testicles removed
You may then find your head inserted in to a hole roughly 1.5 inches from where your testicles used to be and your testicles rammed down the place where your head used to be. Some of us might consider that to be relatively funny and poetic.

On a more on topic reply: So far the great British spring has yet to materialise or rather it has... once it's past 9am in the morning. Try telling me it's spring when I'm walking to work expecting extremities to fall off from frost bite! Summer is going to be about relaxing ready for the real trout to begin again. Short hours at work, my birthday (here's hoping for a good celebration I will be turning 30 after all!) plenty of time in the gym getting myself ripped to shreds like I'm auditioning for a role in the next 300 movie!

Of course, this being Britain, I may spend most of the summer sitting indoors watching the rain and thinking "smurf you weather, smurf you!"