During World War II the evil Nazi, Baroness Paula von Gunther, had a plan to defeat the United States of America by stealing its entire milk supply. In just twenty years, the children of America would grow up weak, puny, and powerless to stop the jackboots of the Third Reich stomping through Times Square, Hollywood Boulevard and someplace in Iowa or something. One woman, one wonderful woman, stopped this scheme at great personal cost.

The taint of disgrace will follow her to her grave. Future generations will revile her. In America, as a despicable traitor with no sense of honour. And in Germany, as a monster who unleashed a milky catastrophe. She will go down in official history as a war criminal. And no one will ever understand her. That... was her final mission. And like a true soldier, she saw it through to the end.

No one will ever learn the truth. Her story... her debriefing... will endure only in your heart. Everything she did, she did for her country. She sacrificed her life and her honour for her native land. She was a real hero. She was a true patriot.

Wait, what were we talking about again?