So, I'm at the part after you rescue Margie and met up with Elly. I hate the way Margie is programmed in that boss fight. Every time I needed her to heal my character she would miss. Every. Single. Time! But the purple haired chick always got her man. Wanna trade?

I like how Bart says we need to get Margie to move her 'toy' from the door to the bridge. Like two grown men can't pick it up and move it out of the way themselves. Come on, guys. This is embarrassing. Almost as embarrassing as getting my ass kicked by Dan.

You didn't read that! I won the tournament and the purple haired girl thinks I'm cute.