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    Default What would the female version of James Bond be like?

    I think if there was ever a James Bond in chick form, she would probably be like Mary-Jane Watson from the Spider-Man comics. Except stronger, tougher, and an alcoholic, she probably have a taste for the finer things in life such as beluga caviar, she'd spend all her time in the bathroom like Daniel Craig's Bond, and it goes without saying that she'd have an accent of some kind.

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    I can dig this idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World View Post
    I can dig this idea.

    The only thing is, I can't imagine what it would be like to be seduced by a female type of James Bond.

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    Maybe she'd be seducing women


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    Quote Originally Posted by Night Fury View Post
    Maybe she'd be seducing women
    Maybe. Or maybe she's bi-sexual.

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    I demand she wears a suit because women are damn sexy in a suit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToriJ View Post
    I demand she wears a suit because women are damn sexy in a suit.
    If she wears a suit, I wonder if she wears it like the Daniel Craig Bond, with disdain.

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    That's just how I wear my suits!

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    Quote Originally Posted by krissy View Post
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    She'd be a woman for definite.

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    The only problematic thing about this to me, would be how they would market a movie by the title of "james bond" without having a main character named james bond in it. "Jane Bond" on the movie cover or cinema poster is going to make it sound like it is a spin-off of the James Bond franchise.

    I would certainly welcome a jane bond, if they just figured out a cool way to market the movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by krissy View Post
    Jane Bond
    Basically this. The same character, expect female.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    The only problematic thing about this to me, would be how they would market a movie by the title of "james bond" without having a main character named james bond in it. "Jane Bond" on the movie cover or cinema poster is going to make it sound like it is a spin-off of the James Bond franchise.

    I would certainly welcome a jane bond, if they just figured out a cool way to market the movie.
    Who says it has to be a movie? How about a comic book series about a female type of James Bond?

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    I says.

    Doesn't change things though. Marketing something as james bond without having a james bond in it makes it seem like a spinoff. i want it as a main dish
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