View Poll Results: Which clown puts the fear of god into you?

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  • Pennywise (IT)

    5 27.78%
  • Krusty the Clown (The Simpsons)

    0 0%
  • Homey D. Clown (In Living Color)

    0 0%
  • Bozo the Clown (various markets)

    0 0%
  • Ronald McDonald (original Willard Scott version)

    1 5.56%
  • Ronald McDonald (regular version)

    0 0%
  • Crazy Joe Davola/Pagliacci (Seinfeld)

    1 5.56%
  • Eric the Clown (Seinfeld)

    0 0%
  • Clarabell the Clown (Howdy Doody)

    0 0%
  • Puddles the Clown (Puddles Pity Party)

    0 0%
  • The Insane Clown Posse

    2 11.11%
  • Koko the Clown (Fleischer cartoons)

    0 0%
  • Doink the Clown (WWF/E)

    0 0%
  • Dink the Clown (WWF/E)

    1 5.56%
  • Frumpy the Clown (Frumpy the Clown)

    0 0%
  • The Joker (DC)

    1 5.56%
  • Harley Quinn (DC)

    0 0%
  • Violator (Spawn)

    1 5.56%
  • All Clowns!

    1 5.56%
  • None/I actually like Clowns

    6 33.33%
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Thread: Scariest Clown

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    Krankzinnigheid ligt dich Colonel Angus's Avatar
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    Pink Grin Scariest Clown

    Which clown makes you wet the bed more than any other?

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    The one that knows your deepest fears and comes at you with them. IT knows.

    Bork Bork

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    Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”

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    I'm impressed Doink the Clown is on here.

    I gotta go with teh Joker man. Mainly the Heath Ledger version.

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    Wrong, all WRONG.

    A giant poll of scary clowns and the best one of all isn't there? Literal Fear Incarnate?



    Clear winner.
    Last edited by Crop; 06-05-2015 at 12:11 AM.

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    Clowns are cute! They just want your love. Give it to them. Go on.

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    Final Fantasy Forum.

    No Kefka in a clown/harlekin poll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephiroth View Post
    Final Fantasy Forum.

    No Kefka in a clown/harlekin poll.
    Would you have me get rid of the horrifying Doink?

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    The clown that was just strolling around in the UK really late at night holding a balloon and/or a carrier bag and looking into peoples windows.



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    Never got the whole clown fear thing. Even when I was a kid and was hypersensitive to scary stuff I thought the movie It was very droll and boring. Don't get me wrong, I like Tim Curry and all, but the movie was just very silly to me. Killer Clowns From Outer Space did scare me as a kid, but that's because I was VERY young and it was mainly because something looked scary rather than something being a clown. Saw it again many years later and the film is hilarious.

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    Yeah I've never really found clowns scary. Even the murderous ones I'm much more scared of the murderous part than the clown part. His profession and style of dress is irrelevant at that point.

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    DO YOU HAVE PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN? YOU DO? WELL YOU BETTED LET THE POOR GUY OUT!

    Seriously, Tim curry is hilarious xD

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    I watched Doctor Who from a very young age, and THIS clown from the Seventh Doctor episode 'The Greatest Show in the Galaxy' really creeped me out.

    Not only was he creepy on his own, he also had a group of soulless android clown minions to do his bidding. Plus, if I remember correctly, a kite which could track you down and kill you.


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