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    It's Sephex's birthday, jerks! Wish him a well one, he is the shining star of our forums



    Happy birthday, buddy!

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    He's no Amy Schumer. But he's okay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Adequate View Post
    He's no Amy Schumer. But he's okay.
    That didn't sound like a birthday wish to me.

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    I noticed it was his birthday today; I was just waiting for someone to put up the thread!

    Happy birthday! Hope you have a great day doing... whatever people do on birthdays.


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    Happy Birthday!

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    Happy Birthday!

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    HAPPY MIRTHDAY

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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    It's going to be hard to top the birthday gift the EoFF staff gave him. Maybe if we find some lingerie models...

    Happy Birthday!

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    Happy bday Sephex!

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    late may birthdays are the best, no competition. happy bday 2 u

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    .tell Sephex to hop in #eoff to get my .tell birthday wish to him plz

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    Thank you all for the kind birthday wishes!

    Also, I think it's hilarious the day I become a Cid's Knight also happens to fall upon my birthday. No, this wasn't a gift from the staff already in place.


    BECAUSE I AM A GIFT TO THEM!!!

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    A gift to us all!

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    Sephex: It was not by my hands that I am once again given presents. I was called here by members who wish to say to me happy birthday.

    Me: Happy Birthday!?! You steal men's words and turn them into puns.

    Sephex: Perhaps the same could be said of all members...

    Me: Your puns are as empty as your soul. But I guess mankind still needs a birthday such as yours.

    Sephex: What is a birthday? A miserable little pile of cake. But enough talk! Have at you!


    Happy birthday.

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