SE likes to give announcements via twitter lately. They don't even bother writing a PR announcement anymore.

So let's have some fun with condensing the plots to 140 characters. You can do any entry:

You're a new intern and are tasked with tweeting out the plot of Final Fantasy ____. What is your tweet?


It's harder than it looks.

Here's mine for FFX:


Time Travelling Blonde goes to a future with religious fanatics and a giant monster. He helps save them with a girl who summons monsters!