Final Fantasy Plots in 140 characters

[Mirage]

That's what makes it funnnnn BoB. I just read a wiki summary of XIV's plot. So here's my guess at it

YOU make a character that goes on adventures with friends to fight the Ultima Weapon in an attempt to be the Warrior of Light

B-b-but that wasn't the joke...

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.

[Loony BoB]

All puns are funny I don't know what you're talking about

[Fynn]

Nobody likes puns, Nella.

[metagloria]

Four dudes kill fiends, light orbs, restore world, break time loop, save princess.

[Randy]

Jock travels into the future to kill his father who's become a giant catholic whale of death.

[Mirage]

Well, it's much easier for SE on their japanese twitter anyway. They can get a lot more out of each character than we can!

[Mr. Carnelian]

Jock travels into the future to kill his father who's become a giant catholic whale of death.

This had me in fits of laughter.
Giant Catholic whale of death! Brilliant!
Bravo!

[Fox]

Notorious crossdresser stops giant rock summoned by dead soldier after falling into a river of ghosts