I remember when my mom took me to see an rated R movie my first time; I was six. It had sex and violence in it. What a trout parent. Anyone who brings their kids to an R rated movie is a trout parent as I've decided. Don't also subject other people to your troutty parenting when your kids are ruining the experience for other people in theater with their crying and obnoxious chattering. Oh you can't get a babysitter and you want to see a grown up film in theaters? Too smurfing bad. You chose to be a parent. Maybe wear a condom next time, asshole.

There are adults who have also been bad, but kicking their chair or telling them to stfu until they shut up has always worked. Nothing seems to work with a crying and unruly child who probably just wants to be in a quiet place so they can take their nap in peace, but their troutty parent decided they wanted to see Mad Max.