Look, I know you've got this RAH RAH I HATE MODS gimmick you're running and that's cool and all, but it's a bit played out and I've thought of a better angle. Maybe you could be this guy who really loves bears and you keep dropping bear puns into every post. Like, you could come into a weather thread and be all "The heat today was un-BEAR-able!" or a thread on suitable swimming attire could yield "Shorts or speedos? Neither, I strip bear!"

Just think about it, yeah? Otherwise it's going to become absolute panda-monium! (you can have that one)