Wiggum: Lisa Simpson, you're under arrest for the teaching of non-biblical science!

Lisa: There are so many worse crimes. Why are you persecuting me?

Wiggum: We only have the manpower to enforce the last law passed. You know, it's not the best system, but well, in fact, it's it's pretty much the worst.



Wiggum: In the old days, we would've been all over that.