I guess I should have done this...

[Pumpkin]

Welcome! Hope you stick around this time and post lots

[BlasterDarkRen]

somewhat don't see that becoming a problem XD Not only do I not want Shorty punching me in the groin, but I like you people XD

[Formalhaut]

I Shorty known for punching people in the groin? Heavens! I always thought she was such a sweet, innocent person.

[BlasterDarkRen]

read some of the previous posts in the thread XD

[Sephex]

I Shorty known for punching people in the groin? Heavens! I always thought she was such a sweet, innocent person.

Yeah the last couple times we hung out she just kept punching the same spot over and over again. I pleaded with her to stop, but she didn't care. I showed her how bad it was bruising, too. My bruise looked like someone smashed a smurf with grapes. Shorty did not care. Without breaking eye contact she just kept nailing the spot, determined to ruin my groin.

11/10 would hang out with again.

[BlasterDarkRen]

I've known her far too long to let a little groin punching ruin that XD

[Formalhaut]

I've known her far too long to let a little groin punching ruin that XD

You know now to come prepared and wear a jockstrap.

[Ayen]

-close legs-

[Sephex]

-close legs-

You can't escape Shorty and her groin punch prowess no matter how hard you try. Just open your legs and let it happen.

Ah!

*takes notes for EoFF fanfiction*

[Ayen]

-close legs-

You can't escape Shorty and her groin punch prowess no matter how hard you try. Just open your legs and let it happen.

Giggity?

[BlasterDarkRen]

I feel like I'm doomed no matter what.