"Yeah, geez Bern. Did you actually
EV-train nonstop ever since
you recieved those mons?"
"Of course not! I just happen to
be a very efficient slavedriv- err,
I mean... pokémon trainer. I know
how to get things done, unlike you."
"You see, when I train my minions, I
simply slap some extra weights on
them, forcing them to work harder. Then,
I spread an infectious virus among them
which forces additional growth upon them.
Then, while in these states, I make them
sweep through hordes of opponents. With
this method, their EVs are going to be
maxed out within 10 battles or so. When
only a few points are required somewhere, I
can use protei- ...I mean 'strength enchancing
drugs' to minimize time wasted on this
boring and silly 'super-training' nonsense."
"Aaaaaaand, what about the levels?"
"Raiding bases, killing Blisseys."











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