View Poll Results: What would you change for the remake of FFVII?

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  • Make Cait Sith a dog

    1 7.69%
  • Recolor Tifa's hair blonde

    4 30.77%
  • Replace Sephiroth's Masamune w/ a salami

    4 30.77%
  • Change Barret's artificial arm to an Iron Man arm

    3 23.08%
  • Replace Vincent's weapon with a paddleball

    4 30.77%
  • Change Yuffie's job class from Thief/Ninja to Bard/Dancer

    3 23.08%
  • Change the theme song to David Bowie's Changes

    3 23.08%
  • Change Red XIII's name to Maroon V

    2 15.38%
  • Replace Rufus Shinra w/ Rufus Wainwright

    3 23.08%
  • Replace Cloud as the main protagonist w/ Squall

    2 15.38%
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    Krankzinnigheid ligt dich Colonel Angus's Avatar
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    Default What would you change about FFVII in the remake?

    Is there anything you'd change about FFVII for the remake?

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    Nope, but I'ma vote for all the above options anyway.

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    Honestly, no. I love the game as is, I just wanted the characters models to be better and maybe a better translation.

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    I voted for replace Sephiroths Masamune with a salami! It would make for some interesting scenes xD
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    I'd like some plot lines to be resolved better. Find out what happened to Tseng. Make Wutai more relevant to the actual story.
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    I would like for Wutai to have it's own hip-hop crew, called the Wutai Clan. It's members would include: Ol' Dirty @#~!%*$, Materia Man, Ghost Train Killa, Raekweh, & Masta Materia.

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    more cloud and aeris/aerith, more cloud and tifa. the original game was very limited and so much was down to the imagination, i think with a huge new system they could do a lot more love story. i remember playing ffvii as a child, i barely even saw it as a love story, not so much, definitely a story with love in it, but not the same way i saw ffviii when i played a year or so later. they could definitely work on that more, especially with audio voices etc.

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    Where is the option to recruit Lightning or at least DLC for a Lightning costume for Cloud?

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    Vincent 's paddleball should have a chance for the ball to snap off and fly off screen with the sound of glassbreaking. And then Lucretia comes running in, grabbing the paddle out of Vincent's hand and taking him over her knee and spanking him with it.

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    more tuuuuurks.
    more cloti.

    lmao @ the salami prop though, envisioning this one is hilarious

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    I would like to control Vincent during limits. Then give me the option to remove cloud for him.

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    I hope that the VII Remake is actually a bait and switch for the VII-2 players were promised with the Compilation. I can see it now, you star as Genesis waking up after Dirge of Cerberus only to discover that Sephiroth resurrected himself (again) by thinking really hard about it and then brow beat the VII cast into a bunch of simpering wimps. He summons TWO Meteors to make sure the job gets done by absorbing most of the planet's Lifestream so he can have them both crash into the Planet so he absorb most of it's Lifestream. Genesis tries to rally the VII crew to stop him but most of them are more interested in cutting themselves because they are all afflicted with Apathy Syndr...er Geostigma 2.0 and are thus too mopey to stop Sephiroth so Genesis finds the Final Elixir Materia and revives Aerith so they can both stop Sephiroth. They learn the easiest way to beat him is not with weapons or WEAPONS but through the power of song, so Genesis forms a band called Genesis and Retcons with Palmer, Don Corneo, Mukki, and Aerith to stop Sephiroth with a full on global concert. Discovering the power of music, Sephiroth becomes Genesis No. 1 fan and gives up trying to destroy the planet/become a god/ become Jenova/insert new motive/etc... and just wants to follow Genesis' band around the Planet in the chance he can get a sweaty sweat band off of him that he can smell and fanboy over.

    The game will have no map or towns and all gameplay will just be QTE and Rhythm game mechanics based of KHII's Atlantica section and the rest is just hour long cutscenes mainly about the VII cast bemoaning how they are powerless to stop Sephiroth and wished they were as awesome as Genesis who is totally more powerful Sephiroth when it's revealed Sephiroth is actually a failed clone of him. It will take either five hours or 300 hours to beat the game depending on whether you do all the side missions which are just watching cutscenes of Gackt doing the motion capturing for Genesis.

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    In seriousness, a new translation/localization is a must. Better gameplay balance would be great like nerfing some of those final weapons and making some of the late game materia a bit more challenging to get. Add back the Tifa telling the party Cloud is crazy scene so it doesn't feel quite like a plothole, give Sephiroth's motive better clarity, maybe actually focus on the Terrorist angle in the beginning a little more and I would totally love to have the option to drop Cloud in battle after the start of Disc 2 just to add better variety to party configurations. Maybe rework some Limit Breaks and add more exclusive gear with more wide range of abilities/materia slots/materia growth so the cast feels less samey.

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    Replace Cid and Barrett swearing with chocobo kweh sounds.

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    i vote Replace Vincent's weapon with a paddleball

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