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    I think I've learned more about a ladies panties than I, or Mr. Carnelian would care for me to know.


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    This... this is a thread that is happening

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    Best Thread in the Summer Ciddies anyone?


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    This reminds me of that one Dissidia thread. Remember the one? How Terra in Esper form is obscene, but then the whole conversation shifted to gushing about Tifa's sweaty armpits. Yeah.

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    Was supermillionaire involved in that thread?
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    I remember something about that.

    Anyhowwhoway... whatever the original line was, it was translated to English as Underwear, this could have been a deliberate attempt to stay true to the original "pantsu" line while also alluding to Tifa's bra size as Underwear can be thought of to refer to both. Personally, I never really gave it much though. Underwear is underwear. It didn't occur to me to wonder if it was tops or bottoms. I didn't know what orthopedic meant at the time, so I usually just imagined a nightie. For all I knew, it could have been a long T-shirt with the word "Orthopedic" scrawled on it in an obscure reference to some in-universe band.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    i hope all the ppl jinx called virgins in 2015 managed to have a sex by now, if that was a goal of thiers!!!

    have fun and stay safe out there!

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