Biggest Extraterrestrial Fear

[Fynn]

My biggest fear is that the human race discover that we have been secretly living amongst them for seventy years. I really hope they don't realise that only 60% of the current world population are in fact human. We, The Quagaargs, are biding our time until there is only a 25% human representation. We will then devour the remainder in a 30-day ceremony known as 'The Cleansing'.

By Zagmok's beard, you're not supposed to TELL THEM!

We're going to have to accelerate the plan now, you fool!

Wait.

Does that mean Formy's a Quagaarg too, or do you intend to devour him as well?

[Formalhaut]

I've literally not a one as to what you guys are on about.

[Shauna]

With that one comment he's confirmed as Quagaarg.

[Formalhaut]

[Fynn]

Aw man.

I love me some tragic love stories.

[Shorty]

Seriously, I dunno. Probably Earth acting like asses

Yep. The aliens will visit us all cool and then we'll put them in borderline concentration camps like in District 9 and then the mothership will arrive and be like "you've been doing smurfing what with our people" and then we'll be obliterated.

[Ayen]

^ Crap like that is why my brother always says, "I'm siding with the aliens."

[Mr. Carnelian]

There's no point worrying about what aliens will be like, because we can't really imagine it.

All the fears and hopes people have about aliens are really just reflections of their opinions of human beings. When someone says "Aliens would conquer and enslave us", what they're really saying is that that's what they think humans would do in that position.

Aliens are the 'Other' onto which we project our worst fears about ourselves.

When someone says they're scared of aliens, they're actually just scared of human beings.

[Fynn]

I personally can't wait for aliens!

[Ayen]

All the fears and hopes people have about aliens are really just reflections of their opinions of human beings.

I wonder what that says about BioWare's views of humanity.

[Mr. Carnelian]

All the fears and hopes people have about aliens are really just reflections of their opinions of human beings.

I wonder what that says about BioWare's views of humanity.

That they have a relatively realistic view of humanity: some people are good, some are bad, and most are somewhere in-between.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

That they're giant, amorphous clouds of intelligent gas that take up the same volume of space as our entire solar system, and fart thermonuclear explosions as a form of communication.

First contact will not go well between our peoples.

[Colonel Angus]

That they're giant, amorphous clouds of intelligent gas that take up the same volume of space as our entire solar system, and fart thermonuclear explosions as a form of communication.

First contact will not go well between our peoples.

I think that was the plot of the 2nd Fantastic Four movie.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I have long since been trying to figure out who the other invaders were, and it ends up being the smurfing Quagaargs? We had a treaty, and this is clearly under my planet's jurisdiction. This shall be considered an act of war. Your plans will be all for naught once your people are obliterated along with all of earth.

[black orb]

>>> I dont like the idea of being alien`s food.
I would rather have forced sex/reproduction with sexy alien woman.