Kidnap me away from the ones I love
Overrule the planet
Destroy the planet
Prove to us that our gods are false
make us fight in gladiatorial battles against each other
use us/our pets for food
take our jobs!
THE PROBING! OHDEARGODTHEPROBING!!!!!
I've literally not a one as to what you guys are on about.
With that one comment he's confirmed as Quagaarg.
There's no point worrying about what aliens will be like, because we can't really imagine it.
All the fears and hopes people have about aliens are really just reflections of their opinions of human beings. When someone says "Aliens would conquer and enslave us", what they're really saying is that that's what they think humans would do in that position.
Aliens are the 'Other' onto which we project our worst fears about ourselves.
When someone says they're scared of aliens, they're actually just scared of human beings.
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That they're giant, amorphous clouds of intelligent gas that take up the same volume of space as our entire solar system, and fart thermonuclear explosions as a form of communication.
First contact will not go well between our peoples.
I have long since been trying to figure out who the other invaders were, and it ends up being the smurfing Quagaargs? We had a treaty, and this is clearly under my planet's jurisdiction. This shall be considered an act of war. Your plans will be all for naught once your people are obliterated along with all of earth.