Do you talk to yourself out loud when you are alone?

[Bubba]

I need to remember to call this person at 555-555-5555

That number is so made up.

You don't know that. Have you tried calling it?

Jesus titty-f***ing Christ.

IT WAS A DIRECT LINE TO COMMISSIONER GORDON.

Did you say "Eeeeevening, Commissioner" to him? Important.

I certainly did!

Though he recognised my voice and said "Stop calling here you sick pervert. For the last time, I don't want to buy any of your vibrating butt plugs."