Do you talk to yourself out loud when you are alone?

[Shorty]

I need to remember to call this person at 555-555-5555

That number is so made up.

You don't know that. Have you tried calling it?

Jesus titty-f***ing Christ.

IT WAS A DIRECT LINE TO COMMISSIONER GORDON.

Did you say "Eeeeevening, Commissioner" to him? Important.

[black orb]

>>> Yeah..

[DMKA]

Yes.

[Bubba]

I need to remember to call this person at 555-555-5555

That number is so made up.

You don't know that. Have you tried calling it?

Jesus titty-f***ing Christ.

IT WAS A DIRECT LINE TO COMMISSIONER GORDON.

Did you say "Eeeeevening, Commissioner" to him? Important.

I certainly did!

Though he recognised my voice and said "Stop calling here you sick pervert. For the last time, I don't want to buy any of your vibrating butt plugs."

[sharkythesharkdogg]

The real question is why my GF had the Comissioner's line.

Apparently she's a superhero.

I guess that explains the thigh-high boots and leather leotard in the hall closet. I kept waiting for them to show up on date nights.

[Anzai]

Most of the time I merely do this to curse myself for doing something stupid and/or failing yet again. I've never held an entire conversation with myself, but there have been plenty of occasions where I'm thinking out loud or questioning if I remembered something.

[Christmas]

Of course. Who else will listen but me?