Sadly, I'm a bit too busy to be writing a speech, but I can read someone's speech if they like. I'd just rather it wasn't one of the ones I'm nominated for.
Just do what I do: get troutfaced and record a message on vocaroo. xD
Yep...
Joke's on you guys - I'm straight-edge.
Alright, so drink a lot of water and record a message on vocaroo.