Summer 2015 Ciddies- Speech Request Thread

[Colonel Angus]

It's Ciddies time & once again, we're looking for volunteers to write speeches for the main event. If you want to participate and write a speech or two, just volunteer here in the thread & I'll update this post & put you down for it.

We'll allow up to two speeches for each award, so if one person has taken an award you really wanted to do, you still can do another speech for it. There's no limit to the number of speeches anyone can write. Audio speeches are allowed, as they have been in the past, if that's your preference. If you write a speech & would like someone else to do the audio, I'm sure that can be worked out as well.

I'd like the speeches by 10pm Central Time US on July 3, so I could have a chance to look them over for any typos, etc. I've listed all the categories & their nominees for your convenience.

Thanks ahead of time for your participation!

1. Best Member Colonel Angus
2. Best Staffer Colonel Angus
3. Best Veteran Pumpkin
4. Best Newbie Shorty
5. Best Chatter Bubba
6. Best Artist Pumpkin
7. Best Writer Colonel Angus
8. Best Thread Pumpkin
9. Best Post Shauna
10. Best Article Series Colonel Angus
11. Best Let's Play Shauna
12. Best Final Fantasy Poster Shauna
13. Best Avatar ToriJ
14. Best Signature ToriJ
15. Best Custom Title Pumpkin
16. Drunkest Member Sephex
17. Wittiest Member Colonel Angus
18. Wackiest Member Colonel Angus
19. Most Intimidating Member Psychotic & Steve (sitting in a tree...)
20. Most Stylish Member Bubba
21. Most Awesome Member Psychotic & Steve (...K-I-S-S-I-N-G)
22. Most Carefree Member Colonel Angus
23. Most Hard Working Member Colonel Angus
24. Most Dramatic Member Shaibana
25. Most Helpful Member Colonel Angus
26. Most Honest Member Pumpkin
27. Most Grumpy Member Colonel Angus
28. Most Underrated Member Bubba
29. Most Missed Member Bubba
30. Cutest Couple Pumpkin

Most Likely to...
31. Be the Next Staff Member Pumpkin
32. Win a Ciddie for the First Time Formalhaut
33. Get Banned Colonel Angus
34. Be Forever Trapped in a Visitor Message Conversation Ultima Shadow
35. Get a Moogle Hug Jinx
36. Be Waiting in Line for Kingdom Hearts III Jinx
37. Have the Biggest Nerdgasm after the FFVII Remake Announcement Bubba
38. Buy Every DLC song for Theatrhythm Shauna
39. Not Vote because of Heavensward Aulayna
40. Start a Petition to get Dragon Quest VII Localized Bubba
41. Get Arrested While Abroad Colonel Angus
42. Have a Cold, Wintery Vacation Pumpkin
43. Be Adventurous and Try the Local Cuisine Shauna
44. Wear Socks and Sandals Shauna
45. Be Rejected at Customs Pumpkin
46. Stay Inside and Play Video Games Colonel Angus
47. Wear the Most Revealing Swimsuit PossibleJinx
48. Forget to Wear Sunscreen and Get Sunburn Bubba
49. Go on a Bro(ad) Trip Shauna
50. Have a Summer Romance Bubba