Summer Ciddies 2015 - Life's a Beach Revelations~ Umi-desu!

[Shauna]

Yay Pete!

[Ayen]

GAIADAMMIT! The dice landed on five. CURSE YOU PETER PAN!

Congrats, Pete!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

[Ayen]

Award-Chan, quit spamming. Gawd!

[Raistlin]

On one fateful day in 2009, Psychotic made an announcement that would forever change the course of EoFF history.

He announced a swimsuit contest for the CK Contest.

He also conveniently forgot that I have no shame.

(Well, ok, a little shame -- Lynx wanted me to go nude covered only in bubbles. That man is disturbing.)

I won the contest, was granted immunity, and it forever affected EoFF and its members. Not because I won the contest, but because all of the members furiously masturbating resulted in a striking decline in posts (it is rumored that Shlup became so hot and bothered that she had to get herself knocked up).

Thank you for the Ciddie. I will do my best to live up to it.

Wait, why is everyone running away?

[Dat Matt]

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

41. MLT Get Arrested While Abroad
The Nominations


Shauna ♥ Steve ♥ Dat Matt ♥ Loony BoB ♥ Psychotic ♥ Sephex ♥ Shorty ♥ Skyblade

[Formalhaut]

On one fateful day in 2009, Psychotic made an announcement that would forever change the course of EoFF history.

He announced a swimsuit contest for the CK Contest.

He also conveniently forgot that I have no shame.

(Well, ok, a little shame -- Lynx wanted me to go nude covered only in bubbles. That man is disturbing.)

I won the contest, was granted immunity, and it forever affected EoFF and its members. Not because I won the contest, but because all of the members furiously masturbating resulted in a striking decline in posts (it is rumored that Shlup became so hot and bothered that she had to get herself knocked up).

Thank you for the Ciddie. I will do my best to live up to it.

Wait, why is everyone running away?

Wow, them Cid's Knights have to go through something similar to a sports team / fraternity initiation. Sounds tough.

[Ayen]

Can everybody win?

[Shauna]

Transgenderism has been making the news a lot lately, and ever since some white chick tried to be black, the subject of transracialism has reignighted the flames of the transgender wars here on Eyes on Final Fantasy.


This award goes to all the men who are really women, who, for whatever reason, find themselves in trouble with the law. This could be for those who live in intorlerant societies, where transgenderism is illegal. These are the nominees for those who are Most Likely to Get Arrested Whle A Broad.


Dat Matt- yep
Loony BoB- a little surprised by this
Psychotic- yep
Sephex- a little surprised by this
Shauna- I thought this one was a chick. I guess this wasn't just for transgenders after all.
Shorty- She probably socked a cop during the Gay Pride Parade.
Skyblade- Lulz
Steve- yep


Edit: This just in, apparently, I was mistaken regarding the category. This was to be about those MLT Get Arrested While Abroad. On behalf of staff I would like to apologize for the error. Hopefully, those things will be figured out by the next time. Well, best of luck to all the cisgenders nominated today.

[Shauna]

Good luck everyone!

[Ayen]

This award goes to all the men who are really women

In that case, I protest not being nominated

[Formalhaut]

That was an... interesting speech.

[Dat Matt]

That speech

[Night Fury]