Summer Ciddies 2015 - Life's a Beach Revelations~ Umi-desu!

[Dat Matt]

But is she a kid, or a squid?

[Shauna]

youre a kid youre a squid youre a kid youre a squid youre a kid youre a squid youre a kid youre a squid youre a kid youre a squid youre a kid youre a squid youre a kid youre a squid youre a kid youre a squid youre a kid youre a squid

[Ayen]

Okay, Fynn should get this one. Come on, Fynn!

[Pumpkin]

what?

[Shauna]

It's definitely Jinx. Go Jinx!

[Dat Matt]

I dunno. I think RSL has a real shot this year.

[Formalhaut]

Caught up! Had a haircut and bought flowers.

Anyway, I think either Pumpkin or Fynn, but probably Pumpkin.

[Shauna]

"'Most likely' to be forever trapped in
a visitor message conversation speech? Hah! It's
already too late. You've all been trapped for long.
Christmas, Defenestration, Fynn, Jinx and Pumpkin...
I'm afraid it's already too late for you. You think
those conversations you started will actually end
one day, don't you? But really, the winner of this
ciddie is only going to decide which one of you is
deemed the least likely to find a way out of this."









"It probably started out the same for you all; you were simply
reading and posting a few visitor messenges here and
there every once in a while. Then, slowly, it turned into
an addiction. From there, it only got worse and worse.
How many times have you woken up suddenly, in the
middle of the night, fumbling in the dark for your iPhones
or whatever, unable to escape the urge to just look one more
time to see if someone has replied to that visitor messenge
you left before going to bed? There is no salvation to
be found. There is no escape... from the visitor message hell."









"But if, somehow, there is still the slightest possibility that
one of you can make it out alive, then... let us figure out
which one of you that lucky person is least likely to be."










Christmas

Christmas is like a shotgun. She's scattering those visitor messages
absolutely everywhere. It matters not who you are - Christmas will
find you and leave you a visitor message. Or two. Or more.
Capable of having over a hundred conversations going at the same time,
she's argubly the most fearsome contestant.



Defenestration

He might not strike down as many targets at once as Christmas,
but once he has you in his grip, he won't let go.
Watch out for this man - if you start posting in his
visitor messages, he will never leave you alone.



Fynn

At first glance, Flynn seems pretty normal. It
almost feels like he has yet to fall into the
visitor message hell. Perhaps it's because he's
not yet showing any obvious signs of insanity.
But don't let this fool you. Luring other members
into his profile with his natural charm, he
invites them to some 'friendly chats'. But anyone
who engages in a visitor message conversation with
this man may very soon find themselves stuck in
the visitor message hell alongside him.



Jinx

"Jinx is everywhere. 'Everywhere' includes profiles. Everyone's
profiles. In fact, she's probably writing someone a visitor
message at this very moment. And to whoever is recieving that
visitor message: you better reply back soon, or Jinx will chase
you down and eat your brain."



Pumpkin

Pumpkin may seem harmless enough, but if she
starts dropping you visitor messages, you need
to find a way out quickly. Once the conversation
gets going, escape becomes futile. She will
message you day and night without end, and
there is nothing you can do about it."

[Fynn]

I got this one.

[Sephex]

Hey guys what's going on in this thread?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

[Formalhaut]

Great speech Ultima Shadow! I love how in character that was.

[Fynn]

Yes, it was perfect!
You can't escape my charm, Formy

[Shauna]

28. Most Underrated Member
29. Most Missed Member
25. Most Helpful Member
17. Wittiest Member
18. Wackiest Member
12. Best Final Fantasy Poster
9. Best Post

As a brief aside, we still need speeches for these awards, obviously the top two being TOP PRIORITY. I will write up what I can, but yeah. If you want to give it a bash...

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

34. Be Forever Trapped in a Visitor Message Conversation

RSL.................................1
Jinx................................5
Defenestration......................6
Fynn................................6


Which means

Christmas..........................10
Pumpkin............................11