Originally Posted by
Colonel Angus
It's quite strange that a internet forum would have an award for the Most Hard Working Member (or, to be honest, any awards, but that's besides the point). Anyway, it's not as if any of these members are digging ditches, or laying asphalt on a hot summer's day. What exactly then makes these members so hard working?
Aulayna
The case for Aulayna is that she's our go-to person for all things E3. Every year she covers all the angles and curves on all the hottest games. It's like she's the personified G4 before it started to suck.
Dat Matt
Between updating our Twitter and Facebook feeds, Dat Matt spends his hours crunching numbers for a man I assume is Ebenezer Scrooge. I can only imagine him in a cold, dank room, shivering because the boss is too cheap to toss another piece of coal on the fire. At least he has internet.
Freya
Freya, like, does all the news articles for the front site. That's, like, a lot of work. Outside of that, she has to field comments from the John Birch Society. There's not enough gold covering the walls of the Vatican to make me put up with that trout.
Loony BoB
I don't know what Loony BoB does outside of EoFF, only that his job makes him travel to the most obscure locations in the US, like Iowa and Wisconsin. Jeez, those are places even Americans don't dare to tread. His next business trip will be to Dyersburgh, Tennessee. Oh, and he owns and maintains this place.
Pumpkin
Pumpkin does a lot of stuff around here, from running contests, to running our Pinterest and Tumblrs, and now she's organizing the mess we call the Editorial staff. On top of that, she does reviews, writes a blog and has to referee two crazy kittehs. When will this girl get a break?
Psychotic
Loony BoB's right hand clown man, he makes sure people stay in line in the forums. Name calling will be nixed under the iron fist of this brutal enforcer. He's also one of our premier Let's Play creators. Outside of EoFF, I'm sure he just sits in a chair, facing the wall, crying.
Shauna
Shauna has to live with Dat Matt, who I assume she met the first time they did the Final Fantasy X HD Remastered with Shauna and Mr. Shauna videos. Her role is to play the straight man/voice of reason. If that doesn't win her this, nothing will. #TopBantz
Bubba and Bert rn tbh
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