I should really learn not to drink anything while reading these. I've lost count of how many times I accidentally spat out my drink.
So, confessions... I can only think of one right now.
I secretly like the sight of a man in uniform.
I should really learn not to drink anything while reading these. I've lost count of how many times I accidentally spat out my drink.
So, confessions... I can only think of one right now.
I secretly like the sight of a man in uniform.
I think I'm the only person in the world who doesn't like Firefly.
Another confession, I used to play with my sister's Barbies.
I really want summer "vacation" to be over!
Oh man, let me tell you about the dream I had yesterday! XD
I relayed it all to Pumpkin, so here's how it went:
A lot of blackness and blood. It was awesomeAlso, I had a crazy dark dream today. It's started off with something about Ian from my Crosswords story, but then it went back to me and Ania. We were watching some probe being sent BACK to Pluto, and the way it moved kinda indicated that it was created by some intelligent life forms rather than being natural. And then a huge storm came and we had to hide. When we came out, everything outside was completely dark - no streetlights, no moon, no stars - complete blackness. My phone's flashlight didn't illuminate much, we could only see a couple steps ahead. And then we went looking for our families. It was super cold outside. We couldn't find Ania's parents, while at my parents appartment we found my brother locked on the balcony (there were some malevolent creatures as well everywhere, so they locked him there) and he was dying from the cold so we brought him in and covered him in blankets and he was going to be fine. But then we also found my dad outside, though he was already under a blanket and he was with some other woman and that's how we found out my parents broke up. Later on some streetlights came back on but the sky was still black as pitch and we were taken over by these aliens and there was a lot of some really weird rules imposed, like there was a dystopia, but like you had a chance of putting everything back to normal, but like anything you did at all cost you blood.
Which Pokemon game are you playing, BTW?
I broke the window to the living room once.
My dad was working on the roof and wanted me to toss the flashlight up to him. I had no idea what he meant by toss, so I threw it like I would anything else, undershot it, and the damn thing went through the smurfing window and got glass all over the rug.
I tried my hardest not to laugh, but I failed. It was too much like something you'd see in a 90's sitcom.
I had a dream about flying dildos...
#CrazyPregnantLadyDreams
I had a dirty dream about Vince Vaughn as Frank Semyon last night. Like, there was no actual dirty sex stuff - but we both wanted to. It was IMPLIED GUYS.
No I woke up >.>
I wish I had more dreams like that. I have a long list of celebrities I'll never meet I want to bang.
Implied sex is the worst in dreams because it's like this is my brain and it should be my rules and the dirty sexy time should happen when I say. Stupid brain.
It really hit home for me last night that if a man makes me laugh I am six thousand percent more likely to become totally and irrationally smitten even when I don't know his name.
Signature by rubah. I think.