July Movie Releases

[Ayen]

All right! It's July and we're getting closer to the end of the Summer movie season, so surely we should have some movies here that are worth seeing. Surely!

1st: Faith of Our Fathers [Drama]
Magic Mike XXL [Comedy] [Drama]
Terminator Genisys (because poor literacy is cool!) [Sci-fi] [Action]

3rd: Amy [Biography] [Documentary]

10th: Baahubali [Action]
Minions [Comedy]
Self/less [Drama] [Sci-fi] [Thriller]
The Gallows [Horror]

17th: Ant-Man [Action] [Adventure]
Bajrangi Bhaijaan [Romance] [Drama]
Mr. Holmes [Drama]
Trainwreck [Comedy]

23rd: Smosh: The Movie [Comedy]

24th: Paper Towns [Romance] [Mystery] [Comedy]
Pixels [Comedy] [Action]
Southpaw [Drama]

29: Vacation [Adventure] [Comedy]

31st: Karachi se Lahore [Comedy] [Road]
Mission Impossible - Rogue Nation [Action]

Out of all of them there are three movies I want to see: Terminator, Ant-Man, and Pixels. Yes, I know Adam Sandler is in it. Yes, I know he hasn't been funny in a long time. Yes, I know video game movies have a track record of being crap, but... giant Pacman eating people! I have to take a chance!

Discuss.

[Formalhaut]

Magic Mike XXL, or, "How much money can we get from swooning women and their gay best friends?"

Eh, none in particular, to be honest. Ant-man will be interesting, though.

[Shiny]

Pixels interests me as a concept but unfortunately two of the worse comedians are in that film. I will be seeing Vacation however and wish that I can be on one right now.

[Strider]

I'm in on Southpaw above everything else this month. I love a good fighting movie.

[Colonel Angus]

I want to see Minions, but probably won't be able to.

I'm mos def going to see Ant-Man.

Pixels might be interesting, but I think I'll wait to see that on cable.

[Ayen]

I'm going to see Terminator tomorrow!