Shauna and Jinx Watch Terrible Movies and Talk About Them

[Jinx]

Did you know that Shauna and I are BFFs? Probably. Did you know that Shauna and I love to get drunk and watch horrible movies together over Skype? Probably not. We decided to start reviewing all of the terribad movies we watch for your reading pleasure, EoFF!

So far Shauna and Jinx have watched:

• Mommie Dearest
• Fifty Shades of Grey
• The Room

Jinx's Movie Rating (from worst to least worst):

1. Fifty Shades of Grey
2. Spice World
3. Showgirls
4. Mommie Dearest
5. The Room

Shauna's Movie Rating (from worst to least worst):

1. Fifty Shades of Grey
2. Showgirls
3. Spice World
4. Mommie Dearest
5. The Room

Next up: TBD!

[Fynn]

[Pheesh]

Making a request. Watch Troll 2.

[Shauna]

I think that is on ~the list~

[Jinx]

Oh man, I didn't even think about opening up the thread for requests! People should totally do that!

[Lazerface]

Jeez what are you movie critics? You should make a site dedicated to such activities. It'd probably get much activity considering movie goers tend to check the critics rating before they actually watch the movies. Strange thing these days.

[Jinx]

Jeez what are you movie critics? You should make a site dedicated to such activities. It'd probably get much activity considering movie goers tend to check the critics rating before they actually watch the movies.

Rude. If you don't want to read the thread, don't read it. We're not really trying to get e-famous. We're just doing it to have fun.

Strange thing these days.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I recommend Slumber Party Massacre.

[Fynn]

I heard Birdemic is pretty bad.

[Ayen]

Twilight obv. The 1992 Buffy movie was pretty bad, too.

And every single Uwe Boll movie.

[Shauna]

Here's some brief thoughts on this evening's film.

Showgirls:

Sex doesn't work like that.

[Jinx]

I just saw more tits and vag than I ever wanted to see. I'm bisexual. This movie grossed me out.

I hope I remember enough of this nightmare when I'm sober. Or maybe. Maybe I actually hope I remember none of it.

[Ayen]

I just remembered another bad movie called "The Sisterhood: Pledge of Evil." The sex in that is so awkward I can't even.

[Shiny]

It's a favorite past time of mine to watch terrible movies with friends. We call it b movie night. The worse so far has been this film:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077904/...nm_flmg_act_51

The ending was the weirdest trout I've seen on film yet.

[Jinx]

It's a favorite past time of mine to watch terrible movies with friends. We call it b movie night. The worse so far has been this film:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077904/...nm_flmg_act_51

The ending was the weirdest trout I've seen on film yet.

That description has me cracking up. Thank you for the suggestion.