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    I like carrot. I like cabbage. I like mayo. Put them together and you have culinary abomination that resembles a mouldy pile of vomit and tastes even worse.

    Who would have thought that bringing three nice ingredients together would result in such an atrocity?

    It's like inviting Jesus, Ghandi and Mother Theresa to a BBQ then watching them all take a giant communal sh** on your lawn.

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    I actually used to dislike coleslaw but now I find it quite nice. Just something about it makes me want to go for a serving on the side. Bad coleslaw though is just ​really bad.


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    The Slaw shouldn't be consumed bye anybody. It's awful stuff and Berts right, trash is the inky place to have it.

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    You're a monster. I've never met a coleslaw I liked.
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    I feel like you have all had troutty coleslaw if you don't like it. It's just cabbage, veggies, and whatever variation of dressing you prefer. And it's usually sweet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    I feel like you have all had troutty coleslaw if you don't like it. It's just cabbage, veggies, and whatever variation of dressing you prefer. And it's usually sweet.
    Doesn't matter if it's home made or store purchased, I don't like it. And I do like the ingredients, but together no.

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    Yeah, I've never had one I've liked either. Something about it reminds me of pasta salad. Which in itself is an abomination. Noodles shouldn't be cold. Maybe if I had warm coleslaw it wouldn't as bad. It just tastes sweet and nasty. Like something that shouldn't be sweet. Like sweet'n'sour chicken. Chicken should not taste like skittles. And neither should a salad



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    Done well coleslaw is amazing. Done poorly it is nasty ass trout. Sadly, most only know how to do the latter.


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    I have always loved cole slaw!

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    It looks like someone threw up.

    Also, it sounds a lot like coldsore and I don't wanna be eating herpes.

    Therefore, that in itself is a perfectly good reason to stay away from it.

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    Coleslaw is usually very nice, I find. I like cabbage, I like mayonnaise, and I like it when they're put together.

    Plus, if you don't like it, no-one's forcing you to eat it.

    Not sure what all the fuss is about, really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian View Post
    Coleslaw is usually very nice, I find. I like cabbage, I like mayonnaise, and I like it when they're put together.

    Plus, if you don't like it, no-one's forcing you to eat it.

    Not sure what all the fuss is about, really.
    I know you're new, Mr. C., but we here @ Eyeson take our food VERY seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colonel Angus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian View Post
    Coleslaw is usually very nice, I find. I like cabbage, I like mayonnaise, and I like it when they're put together.

    Plus, if you don't like it, no-one's forcing you to eat it.

    Not sure what all the fuss is about, really.
    I know you're new, Mr. C., but we here @ Eyeson take our food VERY seriously.
    I know. I was just being light-hearted and jovial.

    In reality, I believe that everyone must be forced to eat coleslaw, under pain of death! I shall not rest until every man, woman and child in the land eats coleslaw with every meal! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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