Are Ayen's critic credentials about to be in tatters?Originally Posted by Ayen
Great, now I'm gonna have to change my name again.
Are Ayen's critic credentials about to be in tatters?Great, now I'm gonna have to change my name again.
I'm shocked no one cares about the Ninja Turtles riding the L.A. transit system and fighting off Gridlock.
Probably they're most nefarious villain.
Also, since it seems to be gaining some traction, I'll reiterate that the Transformers movies were terrible.
This is the only Transformers movie that matters.
The Transformer movies had so much potential to be bad that I didn't even take the time to watch them. They're that bad.
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I must be in the vast minority who liked Batman and Robin, more-so for it's comic value than anything else. I can't think of any I dislike to be honest. Green Lanturn was fairly forgettable. If I had to choose, probably that.
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Does Howard the Duck actually count as a superhero film? I don't think people think Howard the Duck! when considering superhero movies.
In and of itself, though, Howard the Duck is the actual worst movie ever made.
Nah, it's just a Marvel property and that's it, really.
I haven't watched a lot of the infamously terrible superhero movies, e.g. Schumacher's Batman flicks or Daredevil, the kind that are reviled as the worst of the worst.
I did see Halle Berry's Catwoman, though, and was disappointed. I was expecting something hilariously bad, the kind of awful cinema that provides an endless cavalcade of delight with its sheer awfulness. Instead, though, it was simply a bad film - dull, cheesy, predictable and silly. It wasn't as terrible as I'd anticipated, which paradoxically meant I didn't enjoy it nearly as much as I'd hoped.
Well, no xD Intention of satire makes things funny. Ignorance just makes them sad and terrible.Correction: it wasn't INTENDED as a satire.
But, you can read it as one.
You seemed a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.Also, Howard the Duck is the greatest superhero movie of all time
I meant satire in a specific, literary sense, which doesn't necessarily imply humour.
It was a satire of the cosmetics industry in that it used an exaggerated image of what the cosmetic industry does to women, in order to point out the flaws of said industry.
Last edited by Mr. Carnelian; 07-21-2015 at 11:25 PM.
I still disagree with you, friend xDI meant satire in specific, literary sense, which doesn't necessarily imply humour.
It was a satire of the cosmetics industry in that it used an exaggerated image of what the cosmetic industry does to women, in order to point out the flaws of said industry.
Well if Shorty doesn't like it, Howard the Duck must be worth watching.
I think the planning session where that awful commercial-episode was cooked up would probably be as entertaining as the actual episode.
You're only hurting yourself with this horrible, flawed mentality, Wesley.
Watch the Nostalgia Critic review of it instead.
Oooh, rivalry.
"Howard, you really are the worst." I didn't realize you wrote the script for this movie. No wonder you're embarrassed by it.You're only hurting yourself with this horrible, flawed mentality, Wesley.
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