(SPOILER)mickey mouse cup
Sterling plays less than 10 games for City and promptly moves to Stoke for £9m
Benteke has a decent season for Liverpool, issues come get me plea to Real or Barca
Rooney refuses to play until he's given a new £400,000 p/w contract
Wenger buys 5 French 14 year olds, Arsenal fail to compete, Board refuses to do anything
Big Andy stays crippled most of the season, appearing only for his traditional butchering of Swansea
Chelsea player racially abuses opposition, is not charged due to being an ENGLISH LIONHEART!!
Steve tries to convince us he's a spurs fan by predicting Tactics Tim takes Spurs back into the EDL.
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As the newest Hardcore Tottenham fan I am going to say GO SPURS! We won the other day!
I'm having flashbacks of Professor Oak introducing me to Gary.Arsenal are your bitter rivals.
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Ah, Old Manus, wrong yet again. Gary had been your rival all your life, lived next door to you and you had met him long before the confrontation at his grandfather's laboratory. Do you ever get tired of getting absolutely pwned in this thread?
look my football team is not only trout but incredibly boring while they're at it i don't have anything else left in my life okay
I'm a Liverpool fan, we live in the past.
I keep seeing the word "pwned" and I had no idea it was a thing. I just assumed someone was trying to type 'owned' and accidentally hit the adjacent 'P' instead.
BARCELONA ARE THREE NIL DOWN AND IAGO ASPAS HAS SCORED TWO GOALS
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Well at least Arsenal are good at beating the likes of Spurs and Chelsea in games that don't actually matter.
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
Well at least Liverpool are good at managing to cling on against lower league opposition until penalties and then squeak past them from there.
Oh god...the moment of glory for my beloved Carlisle, snatched away with some botched penelties from both sides. So close. I suppose calling it a point against a premier league side sounds better when we go home and brag to the other league 2 teams.
Yeah, 1-1 to Carlisle is poor but you're still through. Nice home draw against Bournemouth too.
Really glad to see Pereira score for us tonight. He looked a real threat and it was a very decent free-kick. Martial has now scored four goals with four shots. Yeah, it was only Ipswich but glad he's kept his run going.
Also, did Flamini really score two goals tonight?
What are your guys thoughts on the Carneiro/Chelsea situation? The doctor is now going to claim legal action over (what I think to be) rather horrible treatment by Jose, who to be honest is starting to wear thin on me.