FIFA getting purged loving every moment
Sterling plays less than 10 games for City and promptly moves to Stoke for £9m
Benteke has a decent season for Liverpool, issues come get me plea to Real or Barca
Rooney refuses to play until he's given a new £400,000 p/w contract
Wenger buys 5 French 14 year olds, Arsenal fail to compete, Board refuses to do anything
Big Andy stays crippled most of the season, appearing only for his traditional butchering of Swansea
Chelsea player racially abuses opposition, is not charged due to being an ENGLISH LIONHEART!!
Steve tries to convince us he's a spurs fan by predicting Tactics Tim takes Spurs back into the EDL.
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FIFA getting purged loving every moment
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Pfft, nothing much will change in the long run I bet. It's like expecting politics to ever get less dodgy.
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
Anything will be better than what there is now, let's face it. So it will get better even if they have the tiniest amount of increased transparency.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
It is absolutely delicious. I didn't think it would get better than that prick Jack Warner getting nailed but old Blatter himself? Magnificent.
When I hear 'Klopp' I keep wanting to attach a 'Klip' and make it sound like a horse.
Oh gosh I actually attended that event. It was... okay? Fairly standard 'born again' affair. Seemed like a nice enough guy. The curry was great.Originally Posted by DK
apparently linvoy primus is now a born again christian who does speaking engagements. I'm not sure why but I find it hilarious that all the posters for his events somehow also involve food:
WHAT?!
Tell us about Linvoy.
I hope Prince Ali gets to be the next FIFA President anyway, he has that great theme song and all
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
oh my god yes tell us!! did you touch his dreadlocks? I am envious.
also I've just thought that we have every variation of Daniel in this thread, Dan, Danny and Daniel, and we all support Manchester teams. Going to go ahead and assume that Donal is an Irish version also just because it suits my realization. Propose we rename The good Captain 'Paulo' to fit in with this theme.
Euro 2016 update (what do you mean, who cares)! The following teams have qualified so far:
Austria
Czech Republic
England
France
Iceland
Northern Ireland
Portugal
With Wales almost certain to qualify, Scotland will be the only home nation not there. Doh!
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
Klopp confirmed
Hopefully he can replicate at Liverpool his triumph of bringing Borussia Dortmund to the dizzy heights of (SPOILER)7th place
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That'll be fine. Next year will be Our Year™
Can confirm, he's told me as much.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Can confirm, he's told me as much.Scary fate. The EoFF meet-up will for everyone will be a head scratcher.
Fantastic appointment by Liverpool, has to be said. Especially considering he can mentor potential footballing greats as Divock Origi & Joe Allen.
Ireland beating the world champions last night. Was hoarse this morning from Long's strike. Holy god.
Str8 Pimpin'
Well I mean don't get me wrong Joe Allen has a wonderful beard but he's never going to be more than a 7/10 player at best!
Anyway, obviously I am thrilled to have Klopp on board, that's a real coup for a club in our position. As we've seen on transfers over the years there are at least 10 clubs (if not more) with more pull than Liverpool in Europe and to have secured one of the most sought after managers in football is fantastic.
I'm not expecting us to suddenly storm to title after title though, but some progress towards being a Champions League club again in the next couple of years would be great. More importantly, it's just going to be fun. It's like swapping a Prius for a monster truck - neither is going to win you the race but you're going to have a hell of a lot more fun in the monster truck.
Since 2015 we've been bad. Yes, hur hur, Liverpool have been bad for 20 years #epicbantz. I mean, just, dire. Awful. No spark, no cohesion, nothing. 21 points from 18 games is relegation form. Then to top it all off, the manager will smugly insist we were outstanding and the players have shown great character. No, Brendan, I've just watched 90 minutes of utter sludge. I know we weren't outstanding, and our players look like they're either scared of their own shadows or simply can't be arsed. I don't think we'll be able to say that about a Klopp managed Liverpool team somehow. At the very least he'll knock the god awful 3-5-2 dirge on the head.
Really I just want to enjoy watching my team play again rather than having it on in the background while I do the ironing.
In all honesty I'm looking forward to seeing him at Liverpool. Partly because characters like that only improve ~*~the best league in the world~*~, and partly because if he fails, watching the Liverpudlians implode and/or burst into flames after the absolutely incredible amount of hype would be glorious.
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