This season really is Bizarro Season in the PL. I'm enjoying the table despite us not being amazing, because of teams like Bournemouth and Leicester.
Sterling plays less than 10 games for City and promptly moves to Stoke for £9m
Benteke has a decent season for Liverpool, issues come get me plea to Real or Barca
Rooney refuses to play until he's given a new £400,000 p/w contract
Wenger buys 5 French 14 year olds, Arsenal fail to compete, Board refuses to do anything
Big Andy stays crippled most of the season, appearing only for his traditional butchering of Swansea
Chelsea player racially abuses opposition, is not charged due to being an ENGLISH LIONHEART!!
Steve tries to convince us he's a spurs fan by predicting Tactics Tim takes Spurs back into the EDL.
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This season really is Bizarro Season in the PL. I'm enjoying the table despite us not being amazing, because of teams like Bournemouth and Leicester.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I like the idea of anyone being able to beat anyone. It makes every game exciting. I mean, look at the bundesliga, it's one or two good teams and the rest just falls behind. Not fun to watch.
Oh look, we're going to lose to Barcelona againzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hopefully PSG will stuff Chelsea at least.
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
So much this. It's why Scottish football is fairly dull, and why no-one watches the F1 expecting drama, excitement and reversals of fortune (at least, not this last season).
The Premier League is best when any team, with enough drive and co-operation, can beat a team whose have been given an arbitrarily higher price tag. I do think money has somewhat polluted the League somewhat, and so I'm glad that we have teams like Leicester and Bournemouth, ready to throw some surprises.
And I have to say, Leicester is holding up well. They drew comfortably against Man United, and they've now beaten Chelsea. They don't appear to be shrinking from the challenge of 'big teams'. Could they be Christmas No.1? The odds are in their favour.
the mere thought gives me a raging, uncontrollable erection.
big andy wipes out brock lesnar in 3 minutes, no question
Damn, there goes Mourinho.
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
I was expecting it at some point, but not before Christmas. Part of me kinda wanted him to stay on and see just how far they could sink, but Chelsea deserves better.
Though, it would be hilarious if the team started performing better, like immediately after he's left.
for the love of god let them throw all the money at guardiola, all this talk of him coming to City for next season and in no way, shape, or form do I want that ponce and his rubbish tiki-taka sideways passing on the edge of the box ruining my glorious team.
You can say that about a league like Scotland, Germany or Spain but the Premier League has plenty of competition as it is.
frankly (fwankwy pauw) they don't deserve a new manager, this season of misery for Chelsea has been both brilliant and richly deserved by one of the scummiest teams in World football. the inevitable new manager improvement boost is going to be throroughly undeserved however.
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John Terry is an outstanding character and Diego Costa is a superb technician.