Arsenal win charity shield - is it time for a return of charliepanayi?
Sterling plays less than 10 games for City and promptly moves to Stoke for £9m
Benteke has a decent season for Liverpool, issues come get me plea to Real or Barca
Rooney refuses to play until he's given a new £400,000 p/w contract
Wenger buys 5 French 14 year olds, Arsenal fail to compete, Board refuses to do anything
Big Andy stays crippled most of the season, appearing only for his traditional butchering of Swansea
Chelsea player racially abuses opposition, is not charged due to being an ENGLISH LIONHEART!!
Steve tries to convince us he's a spurs fan by predicting Tactics Tim takes Spurs back into the EDL.
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Arsenal win charity shield - is it time for a return of charliepanayi?
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He already posted in this thread! First Russie and now this. What a year for football it's been. Now all we need are Cz and Heath.Originally Posted by Old Manus
What a time to be alive. I'm so psyched that I'm going to do some no doubt ill-fated predictions.
- Bournemouth will crash and burn and become the new Cardiff who were the new QPR. Bugger off with your Munto Finance dodgy Russian money. 20th
- Sadly, Benteke will bang in at least 20 league goals
- United will just about scrape 4th
- Leicester will finish mid table to top half. People forget how much Ranieri did for Chelsea. He arrived at a badly run blue Tottenham (based Gianluca Vialli) and left a team ready to win the league
- Liverpool to finish the lowest ranked 'Pool' in the league
- Garry Monk to be poached by Everton by the end of the season
1. Chelsea
2. Arsenal
3. Man City
4. Man Utd
5. Liverpool
6. Tottenham
7. Southampton
8. Leicester
9. Everton
10. Swansea
11. Stoke
12. Aston Villa
13. Crystal Palace
14. Newcastle
15. West Brom
16. West Ham
17. Watford
18. Sunderland
19. Norwich
20. Bournemouth
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By a twist of fate, Liverpool get done for match fixing and demoted to League Two, thus being both below Blackpool and Hartlepool. Also why would Everton hire Garry if he's finishedb elow them? I actually quite fancy Everton to struggle.
For my own predictions, I'll say 1. City 2. Chelsea 3. Arsenal 4. United. I will tip Stoke to do well, Aston Villa and Everton to flirt with relegation but ultimately all three promoted sides go down. Aguero top scorer, me to rant about my love of Roberto Firmino every week until he signs for Barcelona in two years time. Dimitri Payet. I don't know. Just Dimitri Payet. Oh, and Aleksandar Mitrovic. Remember that name, he'll get a really funny red card. You watch.
You tell me!Also why would Everton hire Garry if he's finishedb elow them?
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1. Arsenal
2. Man Utd
3. Chelsea
4. Man City
5. Tottenham
6. Southampton
7. Swansea
8. Everton
9. Aston Villa
10. West Ham
11. Stoke
12. Liverpool
13. Newcastle
14. Sunderland
15. West Brom
16. Leicester
17. Norwich
18. Crystal Palace
19. Bournemouth
20. Watford
Oh, God, I'm doing one of these.
1. Chelsea
2. Arsenal
3. Man Utd
4. Man City
5. Liverpool
6. Southampton
7. Tottenham
8. Stoke
9. Swansea
10. Everton
11. West Brom
12. Leicester
13. West Ham
14. Newcastle
15. Aston Villa
16. Sunderland
17. Crystal Palace
18. Watford
19. Norwich
20. Bournemouth
Was particularly difficult to pick who stays up and who goes down. But yeah, all of this is based on nothing other than gut feeling.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
With news that Sunderland are about to take Januzaj on loan, can I just say a big hefty LOL at those of you who insisted to me that he was better than Sterling? ...I mean, not that it helps me, mind, given that he's outgrown LFC but damnit that's not the point.
Man Utd's prospective CL qualifier opponents look set to be one of the following: Monaco, Lazio, CSKA Moscow, Club Brugge, Rapid Vienna. Considering our ineptitude against Monaco last year, probably just as well we're not doing this wretched qualifier for once.
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
Oh, and looking at your predictions for Southampton coming 6th/7th, here's mine: Not going to come higher than 10th. Curse of the Europa. Same issue for West Ham too.
Well if you want to turn this into an Ashes thread again for a moment, Australia will be all out by lunch at this rate.
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
I don't even understand cricket but I'm excited by whatever the hell is apparently going on. I have the BBC text commentary up and everything!
what sheer and utter hilarity xD 35-7
well to put it in football terms basically imagine liverpool up 15-0 after 10 minutes of an FA cup final against United and you'd be sort of along those lines of what is going on
CARNAGE AT TRENT BRIDGE
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is anyone actually watching it? I'm listening to TMS but from what I can see on the beeb/forums the ball isn't really doing much and australia are just horrifically trout, pls confirm
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