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Sterling plays less than 10 games for City and promptly moves to Stoke for £9m
Benteke has a decent season for Liverpool, issues come get me plea to Real or Barca
Rooney refuses to play until he's given a new £400,000 p/w contract
Wenger buys 5 French 14 year olds, Arsenal fail to compete, Board refuses to do anything
Big Andy stays crippled most of the season, appearing only for his traditional butchering of Swansea
Chelsea player racially abuses opposition, is not charged due to being an ENGLISH LIONHEART!!
Steve tries to convince us he's a spurs fan by predicting Tactics Tim takes Spurs back into the EDL.
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Looks like the floodgates are opening now. Is this the first time Man. U has lost against Tottenham for a long time?
Lads, it's Man United.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/...chester-united
Spuds can piss right off, I hope they lose all their remaining games by 20 goals and get relegated next season, dire team of filth. Awful fans as well (fwankwy)
What a cracking cup tie. West Ham took to long to turn up in the second half. Cracking goal from Rashford and De Gea isn't human.
So if you had a spare seat for a striker on the plane to the Euros... would you take Rashford or Carroll?
Mate as far as I'm concerned Carroll is ahead of Harry Kane, let alone Marcus Rashford. Messi? Ronaldo? Pele? Jog on the lot of you. Big Andy is a colossus.
Actually, I agree with you completely. Although it must be said, there are technically two definitions of a colossus
- A statue that is much bigger than life size
- A person or thing of enormous size, importance or ability
I think it's fair to say that the first description fits him perfectly.
I'm sure yesterday the chap who's moved in next door found out I was a Man Utd fan...in a very loud way.
Tonight I found out in an even louder way that he's a Liverpool fan.
I think everyone is a Liverpool fan tonight.
Dortmund really Arsenal'd that one up.
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
Well spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska.
That's smurfing incredible. You guys deserve to win this competition after that. Good luck to you!
I was going nuts. It was insane! It reminded me so much of those great Liverpool CL performances from yesteryear. I always like to see the PL clubs do well in Europe because it shows that the PL is a strong league. Amazing scenes.
Str8 Pimpin'
That was a pretty incredible comeback, have to admit.