Well, that will teach people to be optimistic.
Sterling plays less than 10 games for City and promptly moves to Stoke for £9m
Benteke has a decent season for Liverpool, issues come get me plea to Real or Barca
Rooney refuses to play until he's given a new £400,000 p/w contract
Wenger buys 5 French 14 year olds, Arsenal fail to compete, Board refuses to do anything
Big Andy stays crippled most of the season, appearing only for his traditional butchering of Swansea
Chelsea player racially abuses opposition, is not charged due to being an ENGLISH LIONHEART!!
Steve tries to convince us he's a spurs fan by predicting Tactics Tim takes Spurs back into the EDL.
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Well, that will teach people to be optimistic.
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
Philippe Coutinho get in my vagina. What a start to the season
An early warning for us that the mid-table sides are getting stronger; wins for West Ham, Palace & Liverpool.
I think I did that joke a lot better.
Also I'm thrilled that "12-15 points Petr Cech" was the one who smurfed up. Heard endless lines from the pundits about how great he is and will win Arsenal the league. I guess everyone forgot why he wasn't wanted at Chelsea anymore, he started going downhill a couple of seasons ago.
that goal is pure fifa, lovely
My post wasn't made by a man more racist than England international Jamie Vardy so it wins by default.
You know what you said
I really don't
Is this because I suggested Liverpool would finish 12th and I don't want Philippe Coutinho in my vagina?
Alright, let me refresh your memory. Anfield. 15th October 2011. You said some vile and bigoted things to Patrice Evra. Let me guess, the £40,000 fine and eight game ban slipped your mind? What, were you too busy munching on assorted bystanders to attend the hearing you racist cannibal?
Jeeeez... You bite someone on the shoulder, illegally rob Ghana of a legitimate goal, bite someone on the arm, flip off Fulham fans, bite someone else on the shoulder, racially abuse a legend then refuse to shake his hand, punch a Chile player in the face and you never hear the last of it!
I maintain that the only time I have been truly appalled with myself was when I dived against Stoke in 2013.
Well to be fair everyone should flip off Fulham fans. They defaced that Michael Jackson statue after all. The rotters.
There's people who still like this guy? Weird.