God's Football 2015-2016 season thread

[Bubba]

Ahh, I see. Sorry!

It's pretty shocking from City fans though. Last home game of the season Utd fans always stay behind, even if we haven't won anything.

[Loony BoB]

It has been determined that West Ham fans are still, indeed, West Ham fans.

West Ham chairman: "If you check the coach there won't be any damage to it."



xD You sure, Dave?

EDIT: Not optimistic about this game, though. West Ham will be desperate for a win in their last Upton Park game. The place is clearly rocking, and I think both home and away sides will feel it. Hopefully not so much the ref, but you never know.

[Psychotic]

Come on United, grow a pair. Villarreal smurfing loved it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOXt4DiT1j8 Well, the video suggests they loved it. Their performance seemed to suggest otherwise.

Also Boleyn Ground: Who cares? (apart from all 6 West Ham fans) It's not a particularly great or interesting ground and they're not a particularly great or interesting team. Maybe I'm just jaded because they've now got a superb modern stadium free of charge, funded by the taxpayer.

[Loony BoB]

Those six West Ham fans are making a lot of noise. xD I predict someone will get injured or sent off in this game if the intensity keeps up. Surprised at the lack of yellows being given out with how many fouls are being made, often involving sliding or high speed tackles... certainly not looking good for us at the moment.

[Bubba]

Glad West Ham could sign off from Upton Park with a cracking win. Proud that we played a part in it. I would have been embarrassed to qualify for the champions league with the awful season that we've had. City have plenty of faults but they are far more deserving of a top four place.

[Aerith's Knight]

And we learn the lesson once again. Don't rest your bloody players when they're in a groove. Blind played terrible today (just like the other defenders, but for them it's normal), and I barely saw Rashford. Martial at least is doing what he's paid for.

Bad game for De Gea as well. But I agree with Bubba, Man. City is the right choice for the Champions league, if you talk about representing England.

[Crop]

Well that was depressing.

Totally disagree about wanting City in it instead! Screw that, I want to see my team play against Europe's best. And screw being glad to be part of a nice day for West Ham, that's loser talk! I wanted to upset their party and smash them. Especially after what happened with the team bus.

That said, we were pretty bad and they deserved the win.

[charliepanayi]

All the relegation is done and dusted - boring!

I guess we can laugh at Newcastle anyway.

[Psychotic]

I'll laugh at Mike Ashley sure, I feel bad for the fans though. Norwich and their fans can get to smurf!

[charliepanayi]

Also laughing at this:

https://twitter.com/TheAnfieldChat/s...91499864043520

[Psychotic]

Oh I think I know who is responsible for this abomination. Is it a coincidence that two football thread regulars have Stormtrooper avatars? I think not.

[Bubba]

Totally disagree about wanting City in it instead!

Never said I wanted them in, they just deserve it more than us. Play more attacking football, clearly better in Europe. Our current squad would be embarrassed in the champions league next season.

[Psychotic]

For my own predictions, I'll say 1. City 2. Chelsea 3. Arsenal 4. United. I will tip Stoke to do well, Aston Villa and Everton to flirt with relegation but ultimately all three promoted sides go down. Aguero top scorer, me to rant about my love of Roberto Firmino every week until he signs for Barcelona in two years time. Dimitri Payet. I don't know. Just Dimitri Payet. Oh, and Aleksandar Mitrovic. Remember that name, he'll get a really funny red card. You watch.

A mixed bag. League table totally wrong. Maybe the Arse can come third and United will come fourth to save me some face. At least I got Aston Villa and Everton being trout right although I got Villa staying up wrong. I was right about Payet and Mitrovic. And Firmino. After a slow adjustment period I've seen enough to say he's at least better than Coutinho. Aguero would be top scorer but for the fact that he is made out of Daniel Sturridges.

[Formalhaut]

For my own predictions, I'll say 1. City 2. Chelsea 3. Arsenal 4. United. I will tip Stoke to do well, Aston Villa and Everton to flirt with relegation but ultimately all three promoted sides go down. Aguero top scorer, me to rant about my love of Roberto Firmino every week until he signs for Barcelona in two years time. Dimitri Payet. I don't know. Just Dimitri Payet. Oh, and Aleksandar Mitrovic. Remember that name, he'll get a really funny red card. You watch.

A mixed bag. League table totally wrong. Maybe the Arse can come third and United will come fourth to save me some face. At least I got Aston Villa and Everton being trout right although I got Villa staying up wrong. I was right about Payet and Mitrovic. And Firmino. After a slow adjustment period I've seen enough to say he's at least better than Coutinho. Aguero would be top scorer but for the fact that he is made out of Daniel Sturridges.

You astutely made sure not to mention Leicester at your start of season predictions.

But not bad, really. You definitely called Everton imploding. Seriously, what has been up with their season?

[Psychotic]

I want to vote Big Andy and Other. Other being Leicester City finishing above Swansea City (who will be in a relegation fight) and Garry Monk crying when Claudio Ranieri verbally bitch slaps him.

Well, I did say this about Leicester. I think we can safely say I was right about them finishing above Swansea, and after Garry Monk got fired and Ranieri is going to be manager of the year we can say my bitch slap was a metaphor.